- L - E - G - O - M - E -

great laugh

2009-10-14T16:43:00.000-04:00

Random Tidbits + Jokes - entry 7

2009-09-14T15:56:00.003-04:00

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Reply

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an "Entertainment Package", while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Drinking 6.1.

Please note that Drinking 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

2009-02-03T10:49:00.003-05:00

WE ARE

#1 BIG EAST CONFERERNCE

Quote

2009-01-23T08:40:00.003-05:00

"Words are Beautiful, Actions are Gorgeous!"
~~ Chubb Rock - Obama Tribute ~~

This Is Our Moment, This Is Our Time

2009-01-21T12:21:00.006-05:00

01.20.09

UNJUST

2009-01-06T09:24:00.000-05:00

Lego sets for 2009 - Garage

2009-01-05T16:24:00.002-05:00

New City Set 7642 = Garage

sorry about the poor quality

Lego sets for 2009 - City Corner

2009-01-05T16:22:00.002-05:00

New City Set 7641 = City Corner

sorry about the poor quality

Lego sets for 2009 - Camper

2009-01-05T16:21:00.000-05:00

New City Set 7639 = Camper

sorry about the poor quality

Lego sets for 2009 - Tow Truck

2009-01-05T16:19:00.001-05:00

New City Set 7638 = Tow Truck

sorry about the poor quality

Lego sets for 2009 - Family Home

2009-01-05T16:16:00.002-05:00

New Creator Set 6754 = Family Home

sorry about the poor quality

Happy Holidays

2008-12-24T09:45:00.003-05:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

No Rights & No Regulations? WTF....

2008-12-18T11:24:00.000-05:00

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

A quote for Blagojevich.....

2008-12-12T10:35:00.001-05:00

"I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it."

Demotivators

Lego.... BE

2008-12-12T10:23:00.003-05:00

20 Lego Covers

Netflix for Mac

2008-12-08T12:33:00.004-05:00

Streaming Movies

Who Says Women Can't Drive?

2008-12-05T10:00:00.001-05:00

Mikura

2008-11-28T14:06:00.002-05:00

WE ARE.... (doom doom)...

2008-11-20T10:12:00.004-05:00

M A R Q U E T T E

History

2008-11-12T13:05:00.003-05:00

History

2008-11-07T16:16:00.001-05:00

11.04.08

HISTORY!!!!

2008-11-05T09:10:00.002-05:00

YES WE CAN

YES WE WILL

YES WE SHALL

YES WE DID
CHANGE

TRUTH... FELONS CAN VOTE

2008-10-30T14:28:00.002-04:00

State Felon Voting Laws

Only in TEN states is it strictly prohibited for Felons to ever vote once convicted. Alabama (R) Arizona (R) Delaware (D) Florida (R) Kentucky (R) Mississippi (R) Nebraska (R) Nevada (R) Tennessee (R) Virginia (R) Washington (D) Wyoming (R) All other states, FELONS CAN VOTE upon completion of supervised release.

Roger Simon WTF do you mean?

2008-10-28T15:00:00.003-04:00

"If she runs in 2012, Palin will run to shatter the glass ceiling. By then,Americans may have shown they are willing to vote for an African-American for president , but how about a woman?"

Politico News Article

Random Jokes + Tidbits - entry 6

2008-10-23T14:14:00.002-04:00

To all the parents in the blogger community:

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?"

Message to the 'NATIONS'

2008-10-23T09:00:00.001-04:00

Native Americans BE HEARD!

Well Said Mr. Powell

2008-10-20T16:01:00.002-04:00

McBAIN

2008-10-15T09:52:00.002-04:00

for President....

Halloween Might Suck This Year

2008-10-08T08:49:00.002-04:00

Simpsons

2008-09-27T08:05:00.001-04:00

FULL SKIT - PALIN/CLINTON SNL

2008-09-18T15:26:00.000-04:00

MLK words of wisdom

2008-09-05T13:31:00.001-04:00

"Rosa Parks SAT so Martin Luther could WALK;
Martin Luther WALKED so Obama could RUN;
Obama RAN so the children can FLY!"
~~ Jay-Z ~~

WE CAN CHANGE

2008-09-05T11:25:00.000-04:00

W...T....F....???

2008-08-29T09:06:00.002-04:00

ARE YOU SERIOUS???

How much did this endorsement cost?

Read More @ NEWSWEEK

Wake Up America

2008-08-27T09:05:00.001-04:00

Thank you Kucinich for saying what needs to be said!

jabbaWOCKeez

2008-08-08T16:38:00.001-04:00

BRING IT .... WHAT!!!

2008-08-08T16:27:00.002-04:00

SUPREME BEINGS v. LAST FOR ONE / KNUCKLEHEAD ZOO

SOOOOOO SICKKKKK

Lean Wit It

2008-07-24T13:57:00.002-04:00

SOOOOO SICK
A Figment of Your Imagination

Random Tidbits + Jokes - entry 5

2008-07-22T15:05:00.003-04:00

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

YOU'VE GOT MALE

Why I Won't Buy an Audi

2008-07-21T16:55:00.001-04:00

Full Story

Insight into TRUTH

2008-07-21T13:57:00.001-04:00

www.illdoctrine.com

Random Tidbits + Jokes - entry 4

2008-05-02T10:25:00.005-04:00

This one comes from WALSHERSTONIA , a traditional stopping place and overall really nice "community."

IT WAS LATE AND I WAS TIRED

For no apparent reason I felt compelled to put this image in the middle of my budget presentation.

And then I laughed uproariously while the onlookers gawked.

There might be a name for this kind of behavio(u)r. I believe they call it "pre-deportation, joblessness anxiety."

What else can I say? It was late and I was tired.

Subliminal ???????

2008-04-01T15:52:00.003-04:00

First black man on the cover of Vogue & this is the pose...

Random Tidbits + Jokes - entry 3

2008-02-29T14:32:00.002-05:00

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

Source UnKnown

Random Tidbits + Jokes - entry 2

2008-02-25T11:33:00.004-05:00

DOMAIN NAMES:::

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

Source UnKnown

Random Tidbit + Jokes - entry 1

2008-02-25T11:22:00.000-05:00

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the ! mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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- Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

15. NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Source UnKnown

Who's a Black Sheep? ... What's a Black Sheep?

2008-02-11T16:15:00.000-05:00

The Choice Is Yours (remix)

Souls of Mischief

2008-02-11T16:01:00.000-05:00

A True Classic

'04 Volvo XC 90 (LEGO)

2008-02-05T14:41:00.000-05:00

Happy 50th Birthday LEGO

2008-02-05T09:44:00.000-05:00

Anything Can Be Built With LEGO®

Carrera Lu ----- He's BACK!

2007-12-20T10:59:00.000-05:00

Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, Pharrell - Us Placers (CRS).mp3

Lupe Fiasco - The Cool

INCLUDES 2 BONUS TRACKS

Everyone Falls in Love Sometimes.... Kono Mama Zutta Asa Made

2007-12-11T10:55:00.000-05:00

Miliyah Kato - Eyes On You (promo)

I BELIEVE IN SANTOGOLD

2007-12-11T10:16:00.000-05:00

Featured on "Grey's Anatomy" Season 4 episode 10
"Crash Into Me Pt. 2"

SANTOGOLD - Creator.mp3:

Z-Share

RapidShare

Badongo

MegaUpload

this IS an album cover

2007-12-05T12:04:00.000-05:00

The Cool Kids - "Totally Flossed Out"

Another HOT joint from 'mdkid'

2007-12-05T11:21:00.000-05:00

Mario Rap.mp3

Props to 'mdkid'

Charlie Brown Go-Go

2007-12-03T09:59:00.000-05:00

Beat yo feet!

All Stars - Roger Beat.mp3

More props to mdkid for the HOT Go-Go joints & funny vids

Gummy Bear Go-Go

2007-12-03T09:53:00.000-05:00

Props to mdkid for the videos
mdkid Myspace page
MORE

VOLTRON... Breaking... DC Go-Go... WHAT???

2007-12-03T08:53:00.000-05:00

This is HOOOOOOTTTTTT!!!!

Reppin' 4 da the REAL D-M-V DC - MD - VA

Mambo Sauce - Welcome To DC.mp3

The End Is Near......

2007-11-30T12:16:00.000-05:00

2 "HEROES" Will Fall
A Villian Will Rise

POWERLESS
12.03.07

Reggaeton.... Yo Soy Tu Gatita

2007-11-29T08:38:00.000-05:00

LA FACTORIA - Yo Soy Tu Gatita.mp3

La Factoria Vol 2

La Factoria Nuevas Metas 2006

La Factoria Mas Alla

Megaupload Links

YouTube for Science = DnaTube

2007-11-28T13:09:00.000-05:00

www.DnaTube.com

.mp3? From YouTube??? YES!!!!

2007-11-27T09:40:00.000-05:00

V I X Y
http://www.vixy.net

Converts YouTube videos to:

AVI + MP3
DivX, VLC

MOV + MP3
QuickTime

MP4 + AAC
Ipod, PSP

3GP + ACC
mobile devices

MP3

BETA version for Windows XP, Windows Vista

Knowledge Goes A Long Way

2007-11-13T10:20:00.000-05:00

For each word you get right, we donate 10 grains of rice through the United Nations to help end world hunger

FREE RICE

A Small Step..... in justice

2007-10-26T15:55:00.000-04:00

Court orders Wilson freed in teen sex case

Consensual ORAL sex between minors.... = Ten Years....?

B-BOY BREAKING === Baby Boy Breaking

2007-10-26T15:52:00.000-04:00

More than Meets the Eye

2007-10-26T11:23:00.000-04:00

DVT can = PE

2007-10-16T11:41:00.000-04:00

A blood clot forming in a lower leg vein, creating a deep vein thrombosis, or DVT. When the thrombus breaks free of the valve, it is called an embolus, and travels toward the heart and lungs. If the embolus lodges in the lung tissue, it forms a life-threatening pulmonary embolism (PE).

4 your health... Cranberry Juice

2007-10-16T10:42:00.001-04:00

This IS The SOUND ...

2007-10-16T10:09:00.000-04:00

MOS DEF: Ghetto Rock.mp3

J-5 & Mascots !!!

2007-10-16T09:59:00.000-04:00

Sean Paul: translated

2007-10-16T09:54:00.000-04:00

Temperature:

Break It Off:

To All The DADDIES....

2007-10-03T09:15:00.000-04:00

FIGHT FOR KISSES

Hilarious

2007-10-02T11:57:00.000-04:00

The Dark Side of Rap

2007-10-02T11:49:00.001-04:00

Wild West

2007-10-02T11:40:00.000-04:00

Pirates Aye

2007-10-02T11:38:00.000-04:00

randumb

2007-10-02T11:35:00.000-04:00

A Little Help

2007-10-02T11:01:00.000-04:00

A little help with the files....
Software Programs for Windows & MAC
Because the files are too large to host on the net, they are compressed into:
(1) .zip OR (2) .rar OR (3) .001 -- To join them you will need:

WinRAR For Windows

WinRAR Mac For MAC OS X

UnRarX For MAC OS X
Programs can join or split both .rar & .zip files

HJSplit For Windows

HJSplit Java Any Computer with Java

ChunkJoiner For MAC OS X
Programs can join or split both .001 files (.002 .003 .004 etc.)

To play files of various format:
Real Media Player 11 For .rmvb

QuickTime Player For .mov & .m4a & .m3a

VLC Player Windows
VLC Player MAC OS X
This will play all other file formats (.mp3 - .ogm - .avi - .mkv - .wmv - .ogg - etc)

flashback: "Mitsubishi"

2007-09-27T16:54:00.000-04:00

Canadian B-Boys

2007-09-27T16:43:00.000-04:00

80s:

K-Os - "B-Boy Stance" MP3

FASCINATING

2007-09-26T13:59:00.000-04:00

The cell is a universe all its own! Enjoy!!!

Planet B - BOY

2007-09-20T15:18:00.000-04:00

SOUL FOOD

2007-09-20T10:54:00.000-04:00

Season 2:

(1) The Aftermath
(2) Welcome Home
(3) Who Do You Know?
(4) God Bless The Child

RapidShare Link & PW:
L-E-G-O-M-E

more to come....

MARK RONSON

2007-09-20T10:29:00.000-04:00

Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse - VALERIE.mp3

SOOOO SICK

2007-09-13T10:46:00.000-04:00

TRU COMPETITION

E F F E C T {Bulgarian}

Snickers?

2007-09-12T10:44:00.001-04:00

Where Do We Go From Here??

2007-09-11T14:38:00.000-04:00

First Jena, La.:
NOOSES SPARK SCHOOL VIOLENCE, DIVIDE TOWN {www.CNN.com}
Now College Park, Md.:
MARYLAND CAMPUS HATE CRIME PROBE OVER NOOSE {Associated Press}

Common: "A Dream" mp3

- R - E - M - E - M - B - E - R -

2007-09-11T14:32:00.000-04:00

B E E R

2007-09-07T13:39:00.001-04:00

T H R I L L E R

2007-09-07T13:38:00.001-04:00

Nice Pants

2007-09-07T13:29:00.000-04:00

MORE HENTAI ANIME

2007-08-31T10:05:00.000-04:00

SEXTRA CREDIT
	As its title would suggest, the anime SEXTRA CREDIT takes place in a school setting. The only male professor on his department's staff, Jyotaro is constantly manipulated and bullied by his female coworkers. But when his extracurricular activities with a student turn wild, he finds a sexual edge on his enemies, and turns the tables around.
Ep. 1: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 ~~~~~~ Ep. 2: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3
ELFEN LAID
	Theodora and Helena were the princesses of the elven nation of Burgundy. When King Uranus of Merovech invades, both elf princesses are taken captive. Theodora is a powerful warrior, but Helena's only talents are in the bedroom. To save her sister from Uranus' constant abuse, Theodora vows to lead his armies. But will she follow Uranus' orders to butcher the elven nations?
Ep. 1: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3 ~~~~~~ Ep. 2: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3
LUV WAVE
	Mikogami Kaoru a special agent gets as his new partner Alice - a cyborg, who travels around the world gathering new experiences and improving fighting skills. Together they have to solve mysterie of Nine Heavens - new, dangerous drug. They also have to find the source of Xinn - the computer virus, which once shut down international computer networks and it's going to be activated again. Kaoru and Alice have to face not only the enemy but their own feelings and ghosts of their past.
Ep. 1: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3 ~~~~~~ Ep. 2: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3 ~~~~~ Ep. 3: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3
KOWAREMONO
	KOWAREMONO follows the adventures of Aki, and android-maid built solely for sexual encounters. In this edition, Aki finds herself on a train that her owner has rented for Aki to pleasure a group of men, and later, after an attack, discovers that her programming has been altered so that she can enter the torturous Maid Fight! Please note that this program contains explicit sexual content, and is not appropriate for children.
Ep. 1: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3 ~~~~~~ Ep. 2: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3
CUSTOM SLAVE
	Arisugawa Academy is an all-girl school well known for its high standards with the upper class. However, there is a dark side to this educational facility. The chairman of the academy, Hiroali Takahashi, is a member of a secret organization whose prime objective is to cater to the desires of governmental officials.
Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3
HORNY LADIES AND THE NEWS
	This just in: TV studios are a haven for the sex-crazed. A whole slew of beautiful and sexually vulnerable women are trying to break into the TV news business, and there are just as many men trying to break into them! A helpful yet horny handyman is looking to stake his own claim as he makes the rounds bedding one hopeful nymph after another. But he's not the only one. Pretty much every male at the studio is looking for a piece of the action. You won't need a teleprompter to know what (and who) will be coming next.
Ep. 1: Part 1 \|\| Part 2 \|\| Part 3 ~~~~~~ Ep. 2: Part 1 \|\| Part 2

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BULGARIAN VIDEOS

2007-08-30T10:31:00.000-04:00

DESI SLAVA - Regeton I Malko Chalga

GERGANA - Gubya Te Bavno

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SPENS - Pisna Mi Bulgarian Rap

ELITSA & STOYAN - Voda

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Brick & Lace

2007-08-30T10:14:00.000-04:00

Sexy Jamaican Girls' Videos

LOVE IS WICKED

NEVER NEVER

Brick & Lace is a Jamaican R&B duo consisting of sisters, Nyanda and Nailah Thourborne. They are signed to Akon's Kon Live Distribution, 180 Entertainment, and Geffen Records.

Early life Nyanda and Nailah Thourborne have always wanted to be singers. Born to a Jamaican father and an American mother and raised predominantly in Kingston, Jamaica --on a musical diet of reggae, R&B, hip hop, pop and country. “We are a hybrid,” says Nailah. “It’s not fabricated at all; it’s who we are.” The duo also appeared in many mixtapes before they were eventually signed on 180 Entertainment, and later on to Akon's label, Kon Live Distribution.

Music career Brick & Lace started working on their debut album in 2004, naming it Love Is Wicked in early 2005. They worked with many producers, most notabely Akon, who was impressed by their talent and decided to sign them onto his new label, Kon Live. They released their first single, "Never Never", late 2006, and the video recently premiered on Yahoo! Music. Love Is Wicked is set to be released this summer, according to the duo's official MySpace. It includes production by Akon, will.i.am, Ron Fair and Cool & Dre.
They performed in the Sweet Escape tour on May 24 in Camden, NJ. They filled in for Lady Sovereign, who didn't show.
They appeared on Obie Trice's 2nd studio album Second Round's On Me on the track Jamaican Girl.

Credits: Wikipedia.org

Love Is Wicked (promo)
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CHOCOLATE CITY

2007-08-30T10:10:00.000-04:00

J. Holiday Mixtape
They Don't Sing No More
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Videos

2007-08-29T16:28:00.000-04:00

Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone
"Circle Circle, Dot Dot"

Break dancing

2007-08-29T10:30:00.000-04:00

Let us begin

2007-08-29T10:24:00.000-04:00

This is my dedication to my favorite things: Lego, Music & Anime.
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